One of my boys
came to me one night in a cafe and asked me if I had a loan on the phone
to give him a bit of a loan, because at the moment he was left without
the same one, and it's too late to upgrade, but he needs urgent ... I
laughed because it was strange that I was asking for it, and I said why would you? He
said I should tell the girl, and stupid friends from me to ask for a
loan will immediately make fun of me ... I said ok, if the girl in
question can, everything for love :) I sent him a little bit, and after about
20 minutes from me, a message came in to me, since you are asking for
love if you would come out with me for a drink and the girl I talked
about you just ... PS ... I have this loan, this it was a
good idea to take a number ... (it's known that when you get someone's
credit from your number, that's why you send it your number), but it was
not the least of my mind ... In any case, I was sympathetic and went
out we are on pizza :)
I
went from the station to the apartment, listened to music on the
headphones, and suddenly I noticed that a boy on the side was singing
something (I figured in my mind, because it sounded like "he mute"). I
removed the headphones and said that I did not understand it, and he
again sang "I'll meet again, somewhere you and me" from Carolina, I am
in wonder: shock: Since I have a boy, I just laughed and continued,
however he again tried to talk to me and said that he hoped that it did not turn out to be all that miserable and funny. I told him it was not, and that it was very original, but that I just had a boyfriend and there was no need for that. Then
the boy continued to talk with me completely and did not try anything
except a few compliments, until he was supposed to turn away, then he
dictated his number, which is very memorable, in a very interesting way,
and told me to answer if I ever wanted to we meet again ...I
am glad that there are still such guys who do not use the standard
front for bitching, and they do not behave like the whole world revolves
around them.
This comedy was written by the greatest writer Dante Alegorie. It
is called or carries the name Divine because Dante could get a divine
supernova so that he could go through hell not to burn or fall into a
boiling water boiling water so that he could get lost and then get him
into a paradise where his girlfriend is waiting there which
he is terribly fond of so maybe he will not be able to see what
Beatrice is called, if he has wounds on his face and on the hands he
liked her, and she and him, and now that his love is broken. This
book is also called a comedy because the writer writes fictitious and
that we do not believe in laughs when we read what it says. To
write this comedy, his friend Virgilia is addressing him, he wrote the
sonnets Laurie and does not only hurt her soul as Daneta, but also her
eyes and hair and sees how she is riding in a boat, so she is afraid to
turn too low. He
leads him to that sacred place and finds a pope hanging on the hammers
down there who lived in Rome at Tibar then, the green river, and
plundered peasants who had nothing to eat after they had taken this Pope
and the other bourgeois. From
here, we can conclude that Alegorie was progressive and hated all
bosses of tyrants and various other capitalists, as we hate them, and we
hate them and we will not see them, but we will diligently study and
build the land and other conscious objects. "
I wish to enroll in the Teacher School through the entrance exam pre-school. I got into a bus that was lit up. By traveling through the bus, I looked around the surroundings. After half an hour of fluttering at the bus station, he arrived at the railway station. There I saw my comrades who would sign up for the Teacher's. We
were all climbing in the train entering the first bunker when there was
a man with a can of hemp and one small bunny sitting there. Without paying attention to our gall, a little bun started jumping over the bathroom and yelling we laughed. This school I'm hitting now is a lot more beautiful and more educated than what I was doing there. I study diligently and become the pet of all subjects. The other day, I found out that my friend was sick and agreed to visit me. Although I was zuazet of field work, I still agreed upon the decision. Traveling
by the way, the sparrows were trembling, and the birds sang in green
branches under the bright sun rays, so to my next.
My crazy friend Tanja, one day, sent me this story, and now you rate it for Radio Mileva.One day, I met a wonderful gentleman and fell in love. When it became clear that we would be taken, I decided to stop eating beans.A few months later, on my birthday, the car broke down as I returned home from work. Since I lived in the village, I called my husband and told him I would be late, because I had to crack home. By the way, along the way I came across a small jar from which the bean smell was sown, and I simply could not resist.Since I had to skip a few more miles before me, I assumed that I would get rid of all the side effects until I got home. I went in a crunch, and for the time of my work, I "trimmed" three portions of beans. When I continued to sink, I tried to free all the gas. When I arrived, my husband was delighted to see me and cheerfully said:- "Dear, I have a surprise for dinner!"Then he put a blindfold around me and took me to a table for dinner. I sat down, and as soon as he wanted to take off my tie, the phone rang.He made me promise that I would not touch the bind until he came back, and he went to check in. The
beans I ate had still worked and the pressure became unbearable, so I
used the opportunity until my husband returned, leaned on one side and
let go. Not only was it loud, but it stinked as if a truck with a fertilizer, passing by the sawmill, overturned the body.I took a napkin from my wings and brushed stubbornly. Then I leaned over to the other side and pulled out another three. The stench was worse than cooking cabbage. By drawing us into a telephone conversation in a neighboring room, I continued this way in the next few minutes. Satisfaction was indescribable. When greetings on the phone marked the end of my freedom, I made
several quick circular movements with a napkin to breathe everything,
put the napkin on the skirt and with the feeling of satisfaction and
relief, lowered my arms to the wing.My face surely gave me the hottest possible expression when my husband returned and apologized for staying so long. He asked me whether I was scared and I convinced him that I did not. At that moment, he took off my tie and the twelve guests who sat at the table in the voice shouted:- "Happy birthday!"
When you buy a computer, then you have the right to assist the seller if something does not work as expected, or not at all.
For example, it turns out that the keyboard does not work. You
take the phone, turn the number of technical support, and they help you
solve the problem, or they say you bring a defective device.
So ... the phone rings ...
User
My keyboard does not work at all.
Technical support
Are you sure the cable from it is plugged into the computer?
User
I'm not. I can not see the back of the computer.
Technical support
Grab the keyboard with both hands, and make ten steps backwards.
User
Okay.
Technical support
Did the keyboard go back with you?
User
Yes it is.
Technical support
Well, this means that the cable from this keyboard is not included in the computer. Is there another keyboard next to you?
User
Yes, there is another one here. Eeee ... Well this is good! Because of!!!
In the night
We continue to remember this place even today and laugh with our laughter, and it was like this:
It
was a quiet summer, a beautiful night, a full moonlight blew out the
sky, and it was clear that it had been coming out for a few days, of
course, the windows were open, the curtains lean on a quiet breeze, and
some half a night, like someone quietly grepping on the wall. I opened my eyes, but I put the cover over almost over my head and carefully shouted,yes,
my hearing did not deceive me, again I heard that silent hitting and
gnetting on the walls, when suddenly the dark silhouette of the arms
spread slowly came to me, my blood froze, the vampire, I thought, and
that first came to my mind ,
because even now I am most afraid of the vampire, it's true, it's not a
legend, I thought it, and at the moment, you think a thousand thoughts
pass through the brain, and I thought-they can not scream, they can not
scream, but I'll shout and say I
have my voice in the night as a call-mama, and suddenly I hear the
voice in the darkness-what is deris, I am, I can not just find the door
of the toilet, and that voice belonged to my brother who is so dreamy in
the darkness he
asked for a way out of the room and could not crawl, and with his hands
he poured out onto the walls, when he came back from the toilet, I told
him that I thought everything and that was such a laugh that there was
no talk about sleep anymore, so we were morning we came across the story as we always did, but the memory of it still lasts: D
Marital status
You all know about how a single trial begins, a trial or a witness test. Of course, before it comes to the matter, generals, personal data from
witnesses, type of name, surname, date of birth, place of birth,
marital status, occupation, current employment and the like are taken.
E one time the hearing of witnesses begins, a fine, decent middle-aged
man enters the courtroom, welcomes the trial chamber and the parties to
the dispute, takes an oath ... everything okay.The attorney of the party who called the witness and starts his examination stands up:Lawyer - Your name is?The witness says his name.Lawyer - Date and place of birth?This answer is neat what is being asked.Lawyer - Your marital status?Witness: Very well, thank you for asking.
I do not need to say that everyone present in the courtroom laughed. :)
Just to point out that he was very "very", he stressed, and he was dead serious, with no grimaces on his face. How did a man respond to the question posed to him, what is there to be strange or funny ?!
Mali Bane with his friends stands in front of the supermarket. They look through the shop window, and they do something, they explain and argue. It is Wednesday, and on Saturday they take part in the rally. They are a team of rocket modelers, or as it's already called. The right ones are the models of planes that fly and remotely control them from the ground.
The ground is controlled where the plane will fly and how it will land. But, landing there is one technical problem. They
can control it and instruct them to ground, but deceleration is a
problem, since the flaps on the wings of the aircraft during the stop
must be almost at right angles to the direction of movement. Which means that there is a very large air intake, because this is exactly what is slowing down and stopping.
There is a problem. In
this small airplane there are batteries of only one and a half volt,
and the plane to be good must be light and therefore it is almost
impossible to install in it a sufficiently strong electric motor or
electromagnet that will hold that fin in a position that allows slowdown
and defects air flow.
The problem was solved by a little one with a simple spring. They
on the remote control have a key that activates the sparking on the two
electrodes that have been fitted into the airplane. Between the electrodes is a thin rubber thread that, when the spark begins, is burned.
This rubber thread holds a small piston, and when the rubber thread
breaks, the piston falls out and the springs forcefully pull their
feathers on the wings to the bottom and - the plane slows down.
But, there is another problem. This rubber thread is made from a condom. Because of all the available materials, only the condom is the proper
structure because it is also strong enough to hold the piston, and it is
also sensitive enough, reliably and quickly reacts, and burns in
contact with the spark.
They buy condoms, scissors scraping them on a froncle and are quiet for a year with these stocks of rubber threads.
However,
they spent their supplies and now they stand, pulling out the straw and
smashing of the youngest, chubby Banet to get in and buy hygienic
rubbers for all couples. When they are already buying, they buy as much as possible to keep
them as quiet as possible, because each time they stack up and fight who
will be the victim to enter the grocery store.
And little Bane enters. Behind him, the family sees through the window, cling nose on the
glass and kneel in Baneta what he does and how he is suffering.
- Good day...
- Bye Bane, my dear, tell me what you need ...
- ...
- Tell Bane? ...
- Give me one of the best wishes ...
- Here you go...
- ... (uf ...)
- Say Bane! ...
- Give me one Yafa ...
- Something else?...
- ...
- Bane !!! ...
- Give me the biggest package of condoms.
- Branislav? What will you do with condoms?! ...
- It's not for me! ... It's for us, for the whole team.
- Branislav, and even packing ?! The biggest package ???
- Ma, Aunt Shiljo, I can not explain to you now, her, we have a competition on Saturday, and ...
I - Aunt Ljilja then fell into an unconscious ...
True funny prices from life, show your witty or ingeniousness. Anecdotes, whose actors are known persons, or anonymous, or - personally.
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